Vexi starter kit:
1). Get asked a very blunt question by a former supporter
2). Immediately demand #Cease #Desist and #Abate!
3). Claim #defamation & beginning making false allegations
4). Waddle into any court, just somewhere, and file a motion followed by a million page sworn affidavit with your address as some random PO Box in a town you're not even in.
5). Don't properly serve defendants
6). Immediately file for depositions, production of documents etc.
7). Ask to suppress any and all evidence against you
8). Amend, amend, amend...
9). Embellish with #BillSchit
10). Run from state to state to state repeating steps 1) through 9)
11). Add more defendants
12). Begin stalking defendants
13). Begin filing Appeals
14). Lather, rinse, and repeat ALL steps as much as possible, while copying and pasting furiously. When things begin to go awry, unfavorable rulings, whatever? Claim wretched recurring mystery illness/injury.
***each step must be posted to Facebook and .coms***
Windsor, clearly healed from the dizziness that he needed emergency doctors' appointments for, without actually seeing a doctor--just playing on Facebook, making false allegations about commenters' identities because his "Go to sleuth" Marty Prehn--an 'Undercover Aagent' with some 3 letter agency somewhere--said so. In the land of the lost...er, um, Lawless, who needs evidence?
Finish it all up with "Upon Information (provided by Marty Prehn) and (Windsor's deep) Belief" (in being obnoxiously mollycoddled by complete strangers he wouldn't otherwise give the time of day).
TaDa! Go! Get Vexi Now!