Good Saturday Morning!
Whew! What a week Windsor's had, huh?
Windsor has cranked out massive amounts of BillSchit in just 7 days. We must give credit where credit is due, he does stay busy. Not focused, not contributing to anything or anyone, but definitely busy.
As I try to gather all his blather from the week? I realize it is just too much! A rake, a shop vac and a pooper scooper couldn't cover it all.
A couple of tidbits that did grab my attention, first was a link to a GoFundMe for Windsor's buddy Naomi.
Naomi wants an ice cream truck. She'd like it to have a British theme, even plans on doing such a booming business working it only four months a year, that she'll be expanding to a double decker bus in the future. Yup, blah blah blah. Good luck Naomi, you're gonna need it.
What I found interesting? Windsor shared the link on his Facebook page:
Naomi, as Windsor describes, is a wonderful friend of Lawless America (that'd be BillSchit code for him, Windsor). Anywoo...wonderful friend that Windsor is? He shares her GoFundMe link for her dream of an ice cream truck, MaryD gets all sentimental in her comment, recalling her family's own ice cream truck and working, bringing smiles, blah blah blah.
I clicked the link. Wanna see how well Naomi's e-begging is doing and if she'll be peddling Dreamsicles by next summer. Take a gander:
Woefully, wonderful friend that she is, Naomi, is no closer to reaching her goal than before. Did Windsor drop a dime in? Nope. Did nostalgic MaryD? Nope. That's what wonderful friends do in Lawless America. They Facebook it, but they don't actually do it, whatever the it is. Poor Naomi. Keep you day job if you have one, girl, I don't see you being an ice cream lady in your future. I'm a Dreamsicle killer, I'm sorry.
Okie dokie, next thing that caught my eye? Windsor whining that he needs an order protecting him from Boushie.
This? I don't understand. Boushie has an order. Windsor follows the order? The two shall not meet or be within the same airspace or eyesight, until the trial.
Windsor goes into salacious detail of how in fear he is of Boushie, letting slip a discrepancy of exactly when was the first time he really ever saw Boushie in person. Oops:/ Nevermind that, though, Windsor is scared, needs an order, so he dashes off a ProSeBaby whatever to whichever court or judge, blah blah blah. The faithful #WLYB (we love you Bill) commenters rally their leader, trying to smooth his being in fear.
Then along comes this nugget:
David Franklin Malone, married to Molly Malone, victim of...yup, corruption, their children were removed from their custody some years back while they were unemployed, broke, Molly was pregnant and they were living in motels. David and Molly, per Molly's Facebook, managed to get somewhat back on their financial footing and procreated again. Long story, but the two older children have been adopted. David and Molly play a lot of Facebook games, he drives a truck and she Facebooks their plight to all 19 of her social media friends. Molly also posts a lot of links on how to be a good parent, how to cook and most of all, how husbands can be better to their wives.
David? He is one of the 19 Facebook friends of his wife Molly, but he seldom likes or chimes in on her numerous posts and shares, never ever on her posts of how real men should please their wives. Nope. David's too busy himself, with his badassery comments on Windsor's in fear post.
David? Log off Facebook. Molly has some stuff that you should be doing.
Y'all getting all this?
Moving on, Windsor had his phone appearance before the Federal Magisrate in Dallas on Wednesday. No mention of that.
Windsor also had his Talkshoe Show one night, (that was pitiful) little mention of that afterwards.
But the week was a winner! Windsor announced the TV series! Lawless America! He's had phone conferences with producers, he's choosing which stories will be used, blah blah blah.
That? Is the condensed Windsor week in review from my view.
And? That was just the Facebook version!
I feel like Hammy from Over The Hedge after having an energy drink. It is exhausting!
I hope the TV series crew can capture the essence of the frantic frenzy better than myself, without becoming distracted or exhausted.
Stay tuned, for the series. Not the Movie. The TV series. Keep up!
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